my mum told me that a week before i was born she was having severe contractions and was sent to hospital and they were all ready for me to come out and even gave my her an epidural but then i ‘gave up’ all of a sudden until the following week and that is the story of how i procrastinated my own birth
Sad for the ants, but stellar for the outcome.
this.. is fUCKING AWESOME
"A puck is a hard rubber disc that hockey players strike when they can’t hit one another," - Jimmy Cannon
|—||Patrice Bergeron, on Bruins holiday traditions (via loooooch)|
The fact that Kane and Toews basically admitted to getting into a pillow fight at the hotel just. No. Get away from me with that right now. FAR FAR AWAY
According to the captions of the first Thor movie, the battle between the Jotuns and Asgardians take place in Norway, 965 AD. Around this time, Loki was born.
In Thor 2 the life expectancy was stated to be around 5,000. The average human life in developed countries from what I’ve gathered is approximately 82.
Therefore, in human years Loki is somewhere around 17.
#are you telling me loki is just going through his rebellious teenage emo stage
Someone send me the link to this vine
best of boops
shall i compare thee to a summer’s day?
hot as balls